Postcards: Story 4

This would've made more sense if [insert any number of reasons here]. The English is also absolutely terrible. Enjoy.

It is I, Princess Diana, sending you postcards of myself from beyond the grave. I can now exclusively reveal that I was murdered by the KGB in an attempt to undermine the English aristocracy which had, for a number of years, been organising a revolution "top-down" by the bourgeoise. The proposed resulting communist state begat by this reverse-Marxist uprising would've been an embarressment to the former USSR, whose communism had been defiled, and overcome by capitalism. The KGB, who still exist as nu-facist, dictator-commie knights in a small Eastern European country had to kill one of the main proponents of British reverse Bolshevism (BRB), me, as I was working interference with capitalist pigs (by sleeping with them). Hope this all makes sense, Love Q of Hearts xx